Mario X Luigi FanFiction

Alright, first things first, an Honorable Hyrulian Hy! Anyway, second things second, this is my first attempt at smut. I know I won’t be much good now, but I plan to grow. Give me constructive criticism and if you guys have a good twist for the stories to take, don’t hesitate to tell me. I will try to include many, but if I don’t, don’t feel bad. If I do, I will mention you and give you credit. Thank for your time, and onto the story.
Luigi watched the birds fly over the Mushroom Kingdom, thinking about the events that had happened earlier. The party had been such a great party. There had been champagne and wine, and before Luigi knew it, he did something embarrassing. Not that he needed to be intoxicated to do that he thought grimly.



Earlier that day, Princess Peach had sent one of her famous letter to Mario telling him that she had baked a cake and wanted him to come over. With Bowser in prison at the moment, Mario and Peach had nothing to fear about a stupid redundant attack from the shelled lizard, and a party was planned for a celebration.
Luigi never really cared for those parties because when all the Toads had their fill of drinks, they all told Luigi about how bad he was at saving the kingdom. In most of their adventures, Luigi had to be practically glues to Mario, he only had a few solo adventures but all those who were witnesses didn’t bother to admit they were saved by “The Other Brother.”
Luigi sighed. Why did he have to be so awkward and embarrassing? He hated the stares everyone gave him when he messed up at the parties. It was the same stare every time. The we-only-invited-you-here-because-your-brother-is-a-hero stare.
Even though it happened a couple of hours ago, Luigi felt as though it happened merely second ago. He could still feel the stares still burning in his skull, the icy tension that hung in the air, the awkward silence that seemed to follow him everywhere, whether he was visiting his parents or challenging a boss.
It all began when Luigi had happened to sit down next to “The Legendary Couple” Mario and Peach.  After getting a couple glasses of wine for himself he looked for his table. He had brought his wife, Daisy, but to be honest, he didn’t love her at all. He watched her sip from her 4th champagne and remember that they had fallen in love at a young age, and Luigi asked her to marry him too soon.
After a year or two of paradise, all Daisy did was complain about Luigi not bringing home enough money. Fact is, he brings home plenty of money, but she steals it. He knows that those “Princess Gatherings” she always talks about are just an excuse to meet with her boyfriend of the month. He learned this from Peach and how she said Daisy had never actually showed up for any of the Princess Gatherings.
Either way, Luigi had grown bored of his wife’s slutty antics and instead fascinated himself on Mario and Peach’s conversation. He felt guilty for eavesdropping, but then again he also felt guilty for many other things and he wasn’t in a mood to try to be the best person in the world.
“Mario, oh Mario!!” Peach squealed. “I do love your new haircut!”
Mario had recently got a haircut where the frontal tips of his hair stuck up and the back stayed down with his neck. Luigi had to admit it did look good on him. But not in a non-gay way. Luigi wasn’t gay, definitely not. That’s absurd! I mean, sometimes he looked at Mario without him knowing and he could probably stare at Mario for hours. But he wasn’t gay. Was he? No. No. He wasn’t Luigi calmed back down.
He listened to Mario say with his strong, brash voice “Thank you, Peach! I like it too!”
Peach giggled and said “Oh but honey, I would have been ever so please if you removed your mustache!”
Luigi froze. Mario’s mustache was the hottest part about him. Did he just think “hottest?” More like manliest. Yeah, that’s what he meant. It must be hot today; he’s thinking things that aren’t him. Yeah, yeah, that’s it.
“No can do Peach, this is my trademark. I have has this ‘stache ever since I could grow one and plus, I like it.” Mario replied, returning to his pasta.
Peach obviously wasn’t pleased. “Oh but ho-ney!” She squealed, getting more and more annoyed. “It’s so disgusting! Every time you eat, food just gets stuck in it, and then you want me to kiss you and just NO!”
The whole party had stopped and watched them as they had their common fights. Peach would always ask something absurd of Mario that he obviously didn’t need to do and Peach would make a fuss. Mario would feel bad but Peach was perfectly fine in reality. By the time Mario had won her over, Peach would wrap her around her finger again and start the cycle over.
Just like Daisy, Peach no longer truly loved Mario, but unlike Luigi, Mario hadn’t seen through her fake love and wanted to remain the true man that all women hoped for. Mario needed a real woman or man to soothe his manly needs.
He could just imagine himself stroking his fingers along Mario’s hot, sweaty abs and dragging his tongue along his—THERE IT WAS AGAIN. He firmly shook himself, disappointed in letting his imagination run away.
Mario had stood up, obviously frustrated. “Peach we’ve been through this before, you can’t tell me to get rid of this. It’s like me telling you to cut off all of you golden hair.”
“But you love my hair, Mario!” Peach said, fighting back fake tears, something she had practiced so many times before.
“Then why can’t you love mine?” Mario said, his voice choked, as if he realized it was either the mustache or Peach, not both.
Peach gave off a screech of pure rage and said, “Don’t give me your dramatic comeback! It’s so stupid! I mean the only reason I stayed with you was because I thought you would shape up and keep bringing home the money!”
Pure silence followed this, unbroken by the birds nor the bees, the Luigi nor Daisy, and least of all, Mario. Luigi turned around to see Mario with a look of anguish so deep , he thought his heart would stop by just looking at it. His hand lifted up and scratched the back of his neck, which he did every time he grew nervous, one of the things Luigi loved about him. In a brotherly way of course. Right? Yeah, right.
“Is…is this true Peach?” Mario said, his voice hollow and exhausted.
“I…I…Well…So…so what if it is?!” Peach said. You look like a stupid idiot with that mustache and I can’t stand the way you—“
“So let me get this straight.” Mario said, completely cutting Peach off. “I fought Bowser nail and tooth for 32 years, I killed numerous things for you, I crossed the galaxy for you and you’re saying you haven’t loved me this whole time?”
“Never.” Peach said, her eyes glittering now that she had been discovered. “I have never loved you, I can’t ever love you, and I will never love you, because all you are, is a whiny, clingy bitch” She said, her last words clinging to the air with all the spite she had kept for the many years she had wasted. She raised her arm to strike Mario, but Luigi was too fast.
A flash of green and Luigi had gripped Peach’s arm and held it tight.
“’You can’t ever, won’t ever and will ever hit my brother. He sacrificed a good amount of his life, trailing after you, and you threw it in his face, just to laugh at him time and time again. It is over Peach, leave him alone so other people can have a man as good as him. I won’t let you hurt him again because I love hi-“ Luigi stopped, knowing he said too much.
A silence hung in the air, not tense, like the first one, but awkward and thick. Luigi felt his cheeks get hot and felt his heart beat in his tongue. He looked over at Daisy, who actually had fell asleep. That’s nice, maybe this could be smoothed over, maybe no one heard what he—
Peach started giggling, and ended up wheezing for breath.  “Oh nice Luigi! Nice! A little brother on brother action! At little anul with the bro, huh?” She fell to the ground rolling on her back. “Oh, oh do tell! Tell your incest boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend all your sex details! It will be better than Mario ever gave me!”
Enough was enough and Luigi took one step towards Peach, wound up his leg behind him, and struck Peach so hard, she was knocked straight out. Luigi looked around and felt the stares still burning in his skull, the icy tension that hung in the air, the awkward silence that seemed to follow him everywhere, whether he was visiting his parents or challenging a boss.
Luigi flashed forward to real time where he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Whatever it was, he wasn’t afraid. If it was going to kill him, good. If it wasn’t, it can’t make him feel much worse than he does now.
He turned around to see Mario facing him, his cheeks beet red with either climbing up the hill or being near someone who loved him, he couldn’t tell. In the hours he was up here alone, Luigi had accepted that he was gay, and decided not to fight it. He was born this way and if he can’t be happy about it, why should he live at all?
“Uh, hey Luigi, what’s up?” Mario said, putting his hand on his neck again.
“Oh nothing, you already know it, so I won’t remind you again.” He replied, his head having low.
“Um, yeah, about that—“ Mario began, but Luigi wouldn’t hear, he didn’t need to be humiliated again.
“I don’t care Mario, seriously, I know we’ll never work out, it’s incest, you aren’t even gay! I am, I might be bisexual, I don’t know yet, but right now, I know I love you, and now everybody else does too, so, ya know, whatever.” Luigi said, getting up to leave.
“Luigi wait!” Mario began once again.
“No Mario, please, just leave me alo—“ But he was cut off as Mario twisted Luigi to look him straight in the eye.
Luigi met his piercing blue gaze as Mario said “Luigi, you dummy, I love you too.”



Hy, it’s me again, Hyrule! How’d you like it? I know it wasn’t really that smutty, but I want to make a series, not just a small stupid thing. Anyway, please please tell me anything good AND/ OR bad about it, and don’t forget, give suggestions for how you want the story to go and I might just accept them and give you credit! Tell me any couples/people you would like me to add, but please please try to keep it as Mario characters. I don’t mean the mainstream characters, you could go anywhere in the Mario Galaxy, and I will most likely add them, but maybe not immediately! Hyrule out!!!